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I'M FABULOUS, OKAY? I'M AN INCREDIBLE DRESSER, I'VE GOT BUCKETS OF MONEY, I'M A HOOT AND A HALF, AND I'VE GOT A KILLER RACK.

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lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

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Britain:
Excuse Me
Netherlands:
Excuseer me
Mexico:
Perdon
Italy:
Permesso
France:
Pardon
Canada:
Sorry
America:
Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia:
Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo